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the Burly Brawl the Burly Brawl

Rated 1 / 5 stars

slow and boring

This flash was slow and boring when it was trying to mimic a fast paced action scene and it just doesn't work, even if you were trying to make it look slow-motion. You have an interesting style, it's not 100% original, but what is. Keep trying and maybe work on something a little more creative.



Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 09 Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 09

Rated 0 / 5 stars

...right...

Was there any point to this? Sure you photoshopped a kilt and a caber on Hitler and stuck him in front of edinburgh castle but all it was that picture and "Sex on the Beach" (you could have also picked a more appropriate song for the location). If you're going to make a series like this, at least animate it, have hitler doing some kind of jig.


AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

The first non-abusive review for the submission.

'Sex on the Beach' is used throughout this series. The only time fitting music is used is in the special episodes.


Dawn of the Dead in Milto Dawn of the Dead in Milto

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

For a Dawn of the Dead spoof, not much spoofing

The only reference to Dawn of the Dead was the zombies and the mall. No actual references in plot or even quotes. there was more video game references than DotD. If you plan to parody something, then parody it. Don't say it's a parody if it doesn't actually parody what you say it's going to parody.


Recent Game Reviews


fun with emo-core fun with emo-core

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it didn't really deliver for me

Yeah it was pretty funny and that guy was annoying and deserved to die, like most emo-kids. Didn't really touch on the so called "hardcore" kids (who really have nothing to do with true 80s hardcore) or Straight-edgers unless that's what the vegan bit was attempting to make fun of. If that was the case you should have thrown him some booze. Really I don't have anything against "straight-edge" just the folk who bitch at you because you like drink or drugs. Those guys are fucking close-minded ass-holes.

Other than that it was pretty good.



AN Escape Series #1 AN Escape Series #1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i liked it.

This was a good game and a good addition to the "escape from a random scenario" genre of flash games. I liked the overall feeling of the game, the looming danger, which was projected by the graphics and just the general method you had to go through to escape. Like you're being toyed with by a murderer. The further i got through the game, the more I felt like some kind of murderer was going to kill the character as soon as i crawled out the trunk.

But then again it says at the start of the game, no plot.

most of it was fairly easy to figure out. didn't get the taped seat from the clue "this cushion is loose" and i had to consult the walk through before i knew to slice the tape with the knife. same with the passcode. the dashboard details weren't much of a hint. But other than that I'm impressed and looking forward to more of these games.